Urban dictionary

The dictionary your reading right now where the definitions have a 99.99% chance of having curse words.

Monkey: "Did you ever go on urban dictionary?"
Gorilla: "Yah it sucks like you."
Monkey: ":("

by Emoticons April 12, 2021

Urban dictionary

Place where retarded people think they are special just because there name has a definition in an open source website

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in Urban dictionary*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in "Urban dictionary"*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

by (◔‿◔)｡◕‿◕｡(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) May 31, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Porn hub but in words

Person 1: Ayo ima go on urban dictionary

Person 2: you sure….almost every definition has something to do with porn….

by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary full of 100% true answers

I use Urban Dictionary

by EddieMurphy October 30, 2021

urban dictionary

Misused by people who swear too much and are basically rude to the entire internet. Originally intended to be an actually intelligent sight but then people started just being disgusting. I wish people used it better.

person: goes on to urban dictionary
person: lol imma make fun of an enture fandom on here and probably make grotty jokes about sex

by disastralboi August 19, 2022

Urban Dictionary

a site where literally none of the users have had sex or felt the touch of a woman who loves them

Urban dictionary was supposed to have actual information and not "sexual" things you make up on the fly. Seriously, get help.

by _Koji_ December 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary, somewhere ABSOLUTELY no one talks about sex! Everything's so kid friendly that they don't even accept you to do a word!

Me: Oh, WOW! I don't need to read a dictionary book, there's a website!

Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand!
*searches philosophy*
Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass*
Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one!

*searches audacity*

Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane*
Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS

by iidonutiee February 11, 2021