Pick up the fucking phone now!

Name: Pick up the fucking phone now! Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
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When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

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Shut the fuck up

A phrase you can text to people that put their urban dictionary name in their instagram story and get a sense of accomplishment from stangers typing dumb shit into an open online dictionary.

just please shut the fuck up for the love of god make it stop there are people yelling my name from inside the walls

by Der Darmwanderer.ch November 24, 2021

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Get the Shut the fuck upmug.

This word orginated from fuck boy" and has been expanded upon. Where a friend has the same intention as a "fuck boy" but only as a friend. Where you ask said friend "hey Tim would you like to go fishing and his response is Ya sure then blows you off later and then gives you a lame excuse that he has to help his dad do his taxes. Like come on a retarded kid doing taxes for a very intelligent man. Here are signs that your friend is a "fucked up friend boy". He makes plans, you show up and follow through then he blows you off. Then Timmay plays it as "o" well I meant to come but this girl texted me and I had to drive like 120 miles in my new car and still did not get laid even after sleeping in the same bed and proceeds to say we should hang out this next weekend. Just enough conversation and interaction to lead you on that your still friends.

Hey Jimmay you want to hang out such but I won't show up like the last time oh OK cool. Fucked up friend boy

by hue jasol May 10, 2018

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