true love 

"Love" is her letting you take it out of her mouth and putting it in her ass...
"True Love" is when she lets you take it out of her ass and put it in her mouth

I truly love that nasty whore...what's her name again?

true love by PilotMike April 2, 2005

true story bro? 

a funny way of saying NO ONE CARES while someone is telling or explaining a story.

funniest when one who obviously isnt apart of the conversation says it,

douche: "yeah i was gonna go out with my girl last night but i was really tired from work so i just stayed home and played a round of black ops. but we chilled after and she-

me (turning around to the kids behind me in class); "true story bro?"

douche: "oh fuck you"

me: "you mad bro?"

true story bro? by ithinkhesmadbro February 28, 2011

True love 

It is not the desire to have sex with the one you love...it's more than that. It's the feeling of having your heart splash into your stomach when you see her gorgeous face. The times when you go out of your way to walk her to a class when you know you will be late to yours. It's always being there and listening to every word that comes out of her lips. It's sticking up for her when people look down upon her. It's putting her over you and making sure that she is happy when you may not be. It's making her feel like a goddess and holding her tight. Having her sleep on your arms when you're wide awake. It's typing a sweet message to her when she's sick and dropping by and feeding her. There are no words that can define what is true love. Only true happiness will one know if they're truly in love.

when you know what is best for her and not you. that is only true love

True love by triple_threat34 October 17, 2011

True Friends

1. True Friends

True friends are the people you can always go to. They can make your worst days the best and they know you better then anyone.
They are there in the bad and sing karaoke for hours with you by your side; you accept each other for who they are.

You almost die but laugh anyway.

True friends love each other(as friends)

True friends are normally girls who ride in cars\ school buses together.

True friends are like ... and ....

True Friends by Always and Forever... October 12, 2011

true laxer 

A man or women who uterly enjoys the sport of lacrosse. Somone who lives for the sport, and all that he or she does is think of the gracefull activity. A laxer lives lax.

HE WHO PLAYS LACROSSE.. LIVES LACROSSE

Bring your lacrosse stick to a dance, waterpark, porta potty, french class, spanish class, get a detention for kissing it durring a classmates declamation, headmasters office when in trouble

anything

true laxer by John DePeters May 1, 2005

true weezer fan 

a fan of weezer not having to love all their albums. but liking them.

the blue album and pinkerton rock my socks, the green album and maladroit need some work

true weezer fan by me February 5, 2005

True Player 

Any man who possesses the ability to entice women in any given circumstance, while utilizing, charm and charisma and not reliant on social or materialistic status.

Jonny can’t even afford Top Ramen but he came back from the market with lipstick on his collar. He’s a true player.

True Player by Dr. Jonny Fever April 10, 2012