Tristan

Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.

Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.

Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.

Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.

That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.

That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.

The longest Dog

by JayKin23 January 7, 2023

Tristan

Nerd
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Ew

Omg Tristan its day 30 of calling you a nerd!

Nerd.

by Jessiee. Jj January 21, 2023

Tristan

Nerd...

Ew

Omg Tristan its day 30 of calling you a nerd!

Nerd!

by Jessiee. Jj January 21, 2023

Tristan

Guy who buys lots of surfboards

That Tristan just bought his third surf board this month!!

by Jannie de villiers January 22, 2023

Tristan Flick

the worst fucking flick to hit in rocket league. this shit is so bad but anyone who fails to defend is even more shit. the flick involves a 360 degree yaw rotation, ended with a flip upwards. this shit is so bad it was coined after the worst fucking player in rocket league Tristan Hartmeyer

This dude so fucking shit man i just hit a nasty tristan flick on his bitch ass

by greedigrabbycwazycwabby January 31, 2023

Tristan smith

Tristan smith is a male who works with A dawg. Tristan smith has a very extroverted personality with some zing to it. Sometimes A dawg is concerned by what T tells her but hey, live learn. T likes to use the words “slay” “I’m dead af” and my personal favorite “stfu”. T has a fruity personality and is bubbly to be around. He bullies Josh often and likes to semi harass him. Josh is like a giant child to it and does not force it to stop. T really likes his job and is definitely not a McD’s boy now….

Persona 1: “Do you know tristan smith?”

Persona 2: “oh yeah he likes to bully josh”

by —-:);) February 5, 2023

Tristan

This guy is litreally so fineeee!
And kind kinda ZESTY but his funny and nice.
I swear this nigga is so hoooot!
like for real wish he was yours!!!!

Tristan is soo fineee!

by everyonelovess_me February 6, 2023