Teesh

A very rare marsupial found exclusively in the area surrounding Greenville, North Carolina. Teesh are known to eat non-food items such as rocks, dirt, clothing, condoms, rubber bands, or string. Teesh are also known for their smell. The smell is extremely pungent, and resembles a combination of rotten eggs, doo-doo butter, old cabbage, goat cheese, gym socks, mildew, and deer piss. The Teesh has no true niche in its environment, it is simply a scavenger and a drifter, usually resting on a foregin couch before arising at night to feed. The National Wildlife Federation has put the Teesh on its list of proctected species and asks any individual who comes across a Teesh to return it to the National Teesh Wrangler, Mr. Daniel Thomas Bricker of Greenville.

--Where the hell did my chalupa go?

--The Teesh strikes again.

by Delta Chi May 21, 2006

the treasure chest

A sex move even more spectacular than the mythical female ejaculation, having only been rumored to be performed by such notables as Fabio and Mr. T. In this complex scenario, when the female is having the greatest and biggest orgasm of her life, her vagina actually splits open at the crack, revealing a treasure chest full of gold inside. This simultaneously happens while she ceases to exist due to the enormity of orgasmic sensation. In addtion, the treasure chest is rumored to incrase in wealth from generation to generation, assuming of course that the mother, grandmother, etc. has never had the pleasure of the treasure chest.

Oh MAN!!! I just got rich off a dirty ho when I gave her the treasure chest. Now I'm a billionaire!!!

by McKinney the Leprechaun March 9, 2005

chester county threesom

when your jerkin it with both hands

Person A: what did you do last night?
person B: nothing much I had a Chester County threesome while watching the view
Person A: we are no longer friends....

by samuraimoose December 30, 2011

Treasured boy

For a male to like the same sex, to be gay, a "fag", a homo-sexual

If a man/boy is a treasured boy then he is homo-sexual and will used the term treasured as a way to say he's homo in secret so noone knows. This way he can openly express himself.

by Kenneth Spainhour April 8, 2004

Heavens Threesome

The alternative to a Devils Threesome where instead of two guys and one girl there are two girls and one guy....this is the good kind (Hence the word heaven).

Ollie: Yeah I was thinking of having a threesome with Chloe and Elize

Jason: Dude thats a Heavens Threesome!

*Jason and Ollie high fives*

by JVaity July 7, 2010

treesh

treesh is defined as kali

the biggest treesh of all

by bad influencers September 23, 2020

threesome

Every man's dream. In this case, when two girls and a man engage in sexual pleasure and other fettishes. We like to call this term ABE for inside reasons. Please note that things like this can get very freaky and cause sexual explosions for the man and/or women.

We would love to have a threesome with our good guy friend. We already have our fantasy threesome planned out for you ;).

by The Sexual Bunnies July 2, 2008