an absolute wanka of a person, even more extreme than being just a "tool" or a "big tool". being called a major tool is one of the worst things that can ever happen to you. if you do get called a major tool its best to hide under a rock.
johno: mate you are the biggest dickhead i've ever met
Greg: yeah well your stinky muff.
johno: shutup bro your a major tool!!
greg: you don't mean that
johno: be quite assclown, go hide under a rock
Greg: yeah well your stinky muff.
johno: shutup bro your a major tool!!
greg: you don't mean that
johno: be quite assclown, go hide under a rock
by champ, sugar August 10, 2006
Get the major toolmug. used to describe someone who is or looks like a tool, especially in reference to clothing. Can also refer to someone who is a sell out (to the "man") or a loser.
Remember when she said she would never work for <<insert name of large corporation here>>? Yeah, well, I saw her yesterday she was all tooled out in her work uniform. What a douche.
by Onetrickpony May 18, 2006
Get the tooled outmug. A bar that attracts tools. They can usually be spotted in hip neighborhoods and have one name that involves a mix of lower and upper case letters such as DoUChe, or DaYT RaYpe.
Patrons of a tool box generally can be seen wearing Abercrombie, or those horrible tattoo shirts. They can be seen wearing white sunglasses even in a dark club, wearing vintage Adidas, and talking on their iphones.
Patrons of a tool box generally can be seen wearing Abercrombie, or those horrible tattoo shirts. They can be seen wearing white sunglasses even in a dark club, wearing vintage Adidas, and talking on their iphones.
Your Friend: "Hey, have you heard about that new club downtown, ROOfiE?
Me: "Yeah, avoid it. It's a real tool box."
Me: "Yeah, avoid it. It's a real tool box."
by Vandervest June 18, 2009
Get the Tool Boxmug. A room, in which a high ranking bitch is in charge, she makes it her soul purpose to take the easiest job in the marine corps, and make it hard as fuck
by MikeCBrady December 23, 2008
Get the Tool Roommug. A gruesome homosexual act involving stretching your urethra so a male friend can stick his cock in it
"Sorry Dale, I haven't got time for another Baileys, Elton's waiting at home for a quick round of Poofy Tool"
by T Boor June 30, 2008
Get the Poofy Toolmug. In any physical work environment where workers wear tool belts and occasionally remove them, this phrase is a call to arms (or to re-arm).
by Chris Zizzo September 11, 2008
Get the tool upmug. Also known as "tools". Used by pretty much every studio on Earth worth recording or mixing at. Nuendo is a Steinberg alternative regarded highly in the industry as well.
Pro Tools is used on everything from music & movies to computer games and radio broadcasts.
You pretty much can't beat a tools system.
Pro Tools is used on everything from music & movies to computer games and radio broadcasts.
You pretty much can't beat a tools system.
by 3EB July 27, 2005
Get the Pro Toolsmug.