Tom Fiction

Similar to Tom Foolery by name.

A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.

OBSERVER: Those jagged rock cliffs look dangerous.

TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

-OR-

TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

-OR-

TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

by Launchpad13 May 26, 2009

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Tom Smith

The best guy like ever in the world
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out

Girl 1: Hey do you know Tom Smith?
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!

by IlikeCHEESEalot November 09, 2011

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Tom MacDonald

A giant waste of oxygen. Not even in the conversation of good hip hop.

Have you heard Tom MacDonalds new song? Shits ass

by Balllickerbrown May 24, 2022

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Tom Parked

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.

Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.

by TomParkedMeaning April 17, 2017

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Tom diamond

A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck

I just shat out a Tom diamond

by badass4523 August 19, 2019

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