Tom Fiction

Similar to Tom Foolery by name.

A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.

OBSERVER: Those jagged rock cliffs look dangerous.

TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

-OR-

TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

-OR-

TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

by Launchpad13 May 26, 2009

Tom Smith

The best guy like ever in the world
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out

Girl 1: Hey do you know Tom Smith?
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!

by IlikeCHEESEalot November 9, 2011

Tom MacDonald

A giant waste of oxygen. Not even in the conversation of good hip hop.

Have you heard Tom MacDonalds new song? Shits ass

by Balllickerbrown May 23, 2022

Chinese Tom

A brand new meme of 2021!
It goes nicely to the chinese song "ching cheng hanji"
It is originaly in the famous cartoon tom and jerry from the scene where Tom is spining on the music disc having a chinese hat on...

Me: Have you seen the new meme?
Jake the memer: Of course! I call it chinese Tom.

by word.org January 29, 2021

Tom Mars

Time
of
the month

Menstrual
area
is really
sore

Tom Mars sucks.
Tom Mars is visiting me now.

by Nina Bach October 28, 2008

Scat, tom!

The Southern equivalent of "Bless you!"

Attack helicopter: *sneezes*
Non-binary jar of mayonnaise: "Scat, tom!"

by Yip the Mechanical Fox February 6, 2019

Tom Langdown

rat

That man is a Tom Langdown

by Tom Langdown April 11, 2020