Tom Fiction

Similar to Tom Foolery by name.

A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.

OBSERVER: Those jagged rock cliffs look dangerous.

TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

-OR-

TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

-OR-

TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

by Launchpad13 May 26, 2009

Tom Smith

The best guy like ever in the world
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out

Girl 1: Hey do you know Tom Smith?
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!

by IlikeCHEESEalot November 9, 2011

Tom MacDonald

A giant waste of oxygen. Not even in the conversation of good hip hop.

Have you heard Tom MacDonalds new song? Shits ass

by Balllickerbrown May 23, 2022

hookah tom

Any kid from Peruvia that enjoys hitting up the hookah bar regardless of time or what day it is.

"Hookah Tom doesnt give a fuck"

by wook1234567 April 10, 2009

Tom Mars

Time
of
the month

Menstrual
area
is really
sore

Tom Mars sucks.
Tom Mars is visiting me now.

by Nina Bach October 28, 2008

Tom Yam

Delicious spicy soup that we all can enjoy. It's not just spicy, it can be sour and sweet too!

Ndhyl likes to eat Tom yam, cause its his favorite soup!

by GrayUchiha March 23, 2013

Papa Tom

The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.

Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.

Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.

Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck

by Fraser94 March 6, 2016