Batman theatre

A fictional place that was made up cuz someone was high

Let’s go to the Batman theatre friend

by CeoOfSarcasm April 21, 2023

batman's parents

Dead

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".

by Beegshrekman August 04, 2022

batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up

Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!

by hedo2478 April 07, 2017

The golden Batman

Is a safe word for a friend group when you want them to shut up

Hey Diego remember the golden Batman??

by Coolfoot7398 May 13, 2024

batman shit

Doing something super risky.

: I'm gonna drive my mustang through that snowstorm
: Dude; that's some risky Batman Shit!

by Bart Lefart November 17, 2018

Batmanism

The philosophy of Batman, based on principles such as justice, no-killing rule, anti-gun stances, reach your max. potential etc.

Tim Drake is clearly a strict follower of batmanism.

by Batmanist March 06, 2024

Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch

Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022