Thonkulous

Thick, girthy; Meaty

Fortify my brawny asshole with your thonkulous cock.

by thonkulous_penis November 24, 2021

Thonk

1: (action) To hit someone (usually an idiot) on the head so hard that the resulting noise is a pleasant *thonk*. Plural: Thonks. Past tense: Thonked. Present tense: Thonking.
2: (verb) A way to say "thanks" but in a goofy way.
3: (action) to think extremely hard.

Example 1:
Cheryl: Bob was being so stupid, so I thonked him.
Alison: He deserved it.
Bob: It hurt!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Hey brooo! I got you a six-pack of bud light!
Dude 2: Noice! Thonks, man!

Example 3:
*during a math test*
Bob: *thonking with e x t r e m e d i f f i c u l t y*

Cheryl: I guess me thonking him had some serious side effects.

by LilytheAce November 27, 2021

Thonton

The name given to only true legends. His alternative name is Thor, and he is a champion among friends. Just a great human being who will make anyone’s life better if he is in it. He gives great advice and is wise beyond his years. He likes to party and snores loud.

Her: Hey look there’s Thor!

Her 2: No, common mistake, it is Thonton

by Bagelbites701 November 28, 2021

Thony

Theoretically phoney.

Ebonix spelling of "thorny".

That's a Thony statement.

"That's a thony ass bush."

by HelloIrishGoodbye December 24, 2021

Thond

A big fat belly, generally associated with large oscillations of the tummy while performing any sort of movement.

The policeman had a big thond bro, no wonder the thief ran away.

by SeaTeaBoy December 26, 2021

ThonyDragon

The Secret account of the great gamer Calfacter also called Frob. Amazing in gaming and having experience in programming and games since childhood. He is one of the best.

Is that Calfactor
no its Frob
NO its ThonyDragon
OHNO

by FrobAltAccount January 11, 2022

Thonstory

A non-binary point of view.

Thonstory has been made!

by Baylien Culture January 19, 2022