80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

by public2 November 12, 2022

Think Before You Sleep

A really based youtuber

Think Before You Sleep is a really based YouTuber.

by Wwaattzz August 14, 2024

swishful thinking

A gay man having or expressing a desire or hope for a man whom they find attractive to be gay.

John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.

David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?

by RUFFDOG June 13, 2016

think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.

(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.

by johnnyhash1283 May 31, 2009

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

Brute Force Thinking

Thinking out loud until the thoughts make sense. Usually used as a way of flagging potentially unintelligible thought trains in a brainstorming session.

Abbreviation: BFT

A: Yo, you're not making any sense at all!
B: Sorry, I'm just Brute Force Thinking right now...

by danstaaar March 24, 2022

Think ice

A thought that needs to be expressed very gingerly or avoided completely.

Rebecca could not open a conversation wife about being a woman at heart and wanting to be married to her perspective male lover as that would be skating on think ice.

by Larry the wordsmith June 15, 2023