Whilst receiving a standing rimjob from a carwash attendant, you begin vigorously gargling previously collected homeless person diarrhea. The act is completed when 5 pieces of corn from said diarrhea gargle fall out of your mouth and land on any part of the rimjob giver's body, causing him to violently projectile vomit straight up your asshole.
I went to get my car washed and ended up falling in love after we did a soulful Lehigh Valley Lewdacris.
by Der_Schnitzle_slurper January 1, 2020
Get the Lehigh Valley Lewdacrismug. School found in Bettendorf, IA that claims every year to be the "best" school in Iowa. Most of that high-quality education they claim to have is funded by the tax dollars of the silver spoon in the ass parents of the already entitled students. Our football is shit because the only thing the kids are willing to hit hard is their vape. Depression and stress have become the sole personality trait of 50% of the girl population here, while the boys love to sit and listen because their snobby ass parents at home won't give them any attention.
Pleasant Valley HS is so diverse and accepting, minus the 100 swastikas written in the bathroom stalls.
by wtfdanny April 13, 2020
Get the Pleasant Valley HSmug. A school in a shit town of upstate ny, everyone has either a mullet and racist or they look like a school shooter. Manure gets spread next door at the farm so it always smells like shit. People are racist and ugly. And they are all fucking dumb
by West Canada Valley September 20, 2021
Get the West Canada Valleymug. A type of lying position that's mostly seen done by animals like dogs and cats. It lies on it's back to showing off it's belly, and it's back legs spread are out to a point where you can see the animal's genitals.
by Define29241 February 11, 2017
Get the airing out the valleymug. by Sanner November 29, 2007
Get the pink valley of seductionmug. The Southernmost area of Texas that borders Mexico. It houses the two poorest counties in the nation (Hidalgo and Cameron). The cost of living is extremely low and if you are white and/or halfway successful, you are considered very rich. In high school, it is easier to get coke than weed, and easier to get weed than alcohol. About 86% of the valley is hispanic. South Padre Island is also located there, where spring break is insane.
The Rio Grande Valley is awesome for vacationing because of SPI and Mexico, but living there might be questionable.
by Javier Gonzales August 9, 2006
Get the Rio Grande Valleymug. Portola Valley is a smelly, disgusting, dirty little suburb that wishes it was Atherton. Unlike Atherton, however, people in Portola Valley are in debt. Meaning they can't actually afford a house which was probably not even worth 2 million when they bought it (ew). To compound their financial troubles, people from Portola Valley buy their children newer cars than they themselves drive. This is because adults from Portola Valley rarely see people from outside their nasty little barrio, so they do not have to worry about the opinions of other people in Portola Valley. However, their children, who must go to private schools elsewhere because of the dirty public school system, will encounter actual rich people and need to try to show off. It is NOT a low-key Atherton, in fact if anything it is an artificially bloated attempt at a copy built with shitty materials on worthless land. In fact, many people in Atherton are content with owning a car that is up to 10 years old, until it becomes necessary to buy a new one, because everyone knows theyre bosses and therefore they don't need to trouble themselves with the opinions of plebians who live on parched, weed covered hills.
ew look @ dat fat bitch she from portola valley
poor people from portola valley call their city "PV" because their inability to afford food makes it hard to exert the energy to say the full name
poor people from portola valley call their city "PV" because their inability to afford food makes it hard to exert the energy to say the full name
by Lashonda Yoqueefbo Jackson June 21, 2008
Get the Portola Valleymug.