Two stepping

An individual that thinks they can fuck around.

Somebody who comes around like a joker and tries to cause a scene, alter the vibes in a nusicane/annoying type of way, a problematic individual. A cocky or overconfident individual that doesn't know how to act. An individual that throws hate or shade lowkey in a funny or sarcastic manner.

Yeah me and Jack were having a real serious conversation. All of a sudden Johnny comes around and starts two stepping acting phony being himself, fucking around snooping around joking around. Take a f*ckng hike Johnny

by therealest94 February 7, 2020

two-duder

When someone is performing a task too large for one person. A job that can't be done by oneself.

When you see one of your friends struggling to move a couch by himself. Thats a two-duder. That looks like a heavy fridge, definitely a two-duder

by Bigshooter Rc April 19, 2020

Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.

I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!

by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020

trick or two

When someone can show you sexual techniques/positions that you may not know.

The gentleman said he could show me a trick or two after he finished fixing the computer.

by CottonHead21 March 23, 2017

High Two

When you throw up the peace sign.

Chuck: "High five bro"
Tom: "Sorry my man, I only give High twos"

by Joshalosh September 6, 2016

Two-Parter

When you belch, think it's over, then let out another bit of belch.

A: burps, burps again
B: That was a wicked two-parter!

by essyjizzenburger February 2, 2017

Two In The Chamber

The phenomenon that occurs during sexual intercourse when the male partner remains erect post ejaculation. Thus, providing another opportunity to ejaculate.

Person 1: Did you already blow your load???
Person 2: Yeah buts it's fine, I had Two In The Chamber, so I'm still good to keep going.

by Criss Cross Apple Sauce September 22, 2021