The Shark Gods

Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful

The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean

by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020

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Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.

Christina just let out the biggest brown shark

by Michelle Rene August 31, 2019

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Grandpa Shark

Grandpa Shark is the old guy outside the elementary school looking to pick up a baby shark doo doo doo doo da doo and molest it in his basement

Yesterday a Grandpa Shark was arrested for kidnapping little kids and molesting them in his basement.

by puick pride awareness October 08, 2018

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Shark eyes

When you are pushed too far and it, "flips a switch internally" and your eyes go "dark".

I didn't want any trouble and tried to de-escalate but they kept pushing and pushing and I could feel myself beginning to have shark eyes.

by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023

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sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.

I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.

by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018

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