Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.

guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man

by Broham May 30, 2019

Shanks

A Pirate who ate the Badass-Badass no mi Fruit. He singlehandedly stopped the Marineford war, because he is Shanks. He is the one who gave Luffy the strawhat. He likes to throw partys whenever he can. He is a serious alcoholic. He was also part of Rogers crew with the likes of Rayleigh, Buggy D. Clown and Crocus.

Garp the Goat: That damn Akagami Shanks
Buggy-sama: Shankss? I hate that guy
Luffy: I wanna become a great pirate like Shanks

by SirRoronoa October 24, 2019

Shank

Someone who does stupid, anger inducing, or irritating things

We would have gotten our food but this dumb shank forgot their wallet

by AlphaAbove April 19, 2024

Ship shanked

Shit out of luck

When I found myself in trouble and with no way out, I was ship shanked.

by Brianswords October 3, 2020

the big shank

Someone who is in your group friends. And he is really clumsy and he fucks everything up

You are such a big shank. You are the big shank

by NinjashadowxDDD January 5, 2018

Ryan Shanks

Gets a lot of sex from women daily and has a 13 inch cock. Very strong and touch man. He Has a six pack. He is very sexy and cute. He only plays with women on video games.

OMG Ryan Shanks cock was so big last night

by Massive Cock Man Ryan April 15, 2021

Shank

This is a combination of the words shit and wank. As suggested it is when a person has a wank and as they are about to cum they have a shit, this can give a mega orgasm!!!

Jimmy wanted more thank a simple wank so he had a shank and fuck me what a good shank it was.

by johnzaqxsw June 5, 2007