An animal, such as a cat, that sits on your lap to absorb your warmth, but in actuality gives a tremendous amount of their own to you. Highly desired during colder months of the year. Basically a living blanket.
by jefferprise January 7, 2008
Get the toasty machinemug. A slang term used by some people to refer to their heart, as it is the machine within them that beats.
by Bros before Swine January 17, 2018
Get the Beat machinemug. the holy being of all holy beings to be worshipped in all it's live giving glory and not to be confused with the slightly less holy filling machine, or the (may the filling machine forgive me for saying it's name) satanic capping machine.
"hey do you worship the almighty graceful filling machine?"
"no, are you retarded or something?"
*gunshot*
"no, are you retarded or something?"
*gunshot*
by 14637956857642236735 April 7, 2021
Get the Filling Machinemug. This term resembles the idea of never giving up. It has spawned from MMORPG's and used in the sense of being the greatest of the great. An ownage machine is someone who doesnt let anyone stop them, and continues to do their best at all times--kicking ass and taking names in the free time.
Most common use: I'm an ownage machine.
Applicable: That tank is taking mad hits, what an ownage machine.
Applicable: That tank is taking mad hits, what an ownage machine.
by beatbop July 8, 2009
Get the ownage machinemug. Teammate-"Someone better get the POOP MACHINE out cause you just got pooped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*
Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*
by Ohiostate81 October 21, 2010
Get the Poop Machinemug. Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.
Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017
Get the jewish machinemug. by Krkič June 14, 2019
Get the dream machinemug.