homework machine

A book written by Dan gutman about some friends named Snik,Brenton,Kelsey,Judy were they make a homework machine

Kid did you read homework machine
2nd kid yeah its a good book

by Crazydude101johncena December 8, 2016

Vending Machine

An alternate coded name for a cocaine dealer; generally one who sells larger than average volume.

Person A: "I'm going to get coke from the Vending Machine."

Person B: "That's Dope, man"

by Modest Pelican September 2, 2019

Machine gunner

When you cock back your penis and and thrust forward and ejaculate on a girls face.

"Dude, I was a machine gunner last night, it was so fun!!"

"Lucky!"

by Fishdick Jesus January 16, 2014

Poop Machine

The thing you use if you "poop" on someone. Used mostly in video game references.

Teammate-"Someone better get the POOP MACHINE out cause you just got pooped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*

by Ohiostate81 October 21, 2010

Filling Machine

the holy being of all holy beings to be worshipped in all it's live giving glory and not to be confused with the slightly less holy filling machine, or the (may the filling machine forgive me for saying it's name) satanic capping machine.

"hey do you worship the almighty graceful filling machine?"
"no, are you retarded or something?"
*gunshot*

by 14637956857642236735 April 7, 2021

dudebro machine

Video game console made by either Sony or Microsoft since or after the FPS (first person shooter) game genre first became popular.

He thinks he is a mature gamer because he only plays games on his his dudebro machine PS4.

by neoncp20 June 13, 2014

machine punner

Derived from the term "Machine Gunner".
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner

Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!

by guymanchester August 29, 2017