Hairy Cherry

When you’re hemorrhoids are inflamed and dangling and get twisted with your butt hairs.

My ass is killing me because of my hairy cherry

by wolfhound10 November 23, 2018

hairy pig

a fat male who is covered by coarse prickly hair and toe jam and grunts while fondling girls boobs.

That hairy pig (carnival worker)grabbed my boob when I got on the ride and grunted at me!

by casey neal October 27, 2008

Hairy London

A Hairy London is when a male cums on a females upper lip and then plucks his pubic hair and places it on her upper lip.

When I get home I'm going to give my girlfriend a Hairy London to get her back for that golden shower!

by SarahandJulian May 27, 2009

Hairy Riddler

A Crumpet Loving Poofter who enjoys eating sweetcorn from other peoples Shit as well as there arseholes. They also tend to have whiny voices.

Oh Boss please let me be your hairy riddler and eat your shitty sweetcorn on my crumpets.

by Boris Coolie July 22, 2008

Hairy Gash

Slang Meaning for cash/money/dollar etc etc

Im just nipping to the bank for some Hairy Gash

I need to get some Hairy out

by Adamantium October 23, 2007

hairy stu

A Fifer with an massive penis.

I went into the Goth and who did I see? Hairy Stu

by hairystu December 14, 2008

Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006