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Cursed

A Charizard that knows Solar Beam and Thunder (FALCON...) Punch. Or at the very as odd as the Charizard.
Man, that fire lizard sure is cursed.
by PokéLordtheCringe32 March 14, 2022
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Curse of the Kuh

This is a term used to describe the misfortune that is bestowed on those who date a girl whose name starts with the "kuh" sound whether the actual name starts with a "C" or a "K".
Examples: Kim, Christy, Christyana, Kasey, Karlie, Kate, Katie, Corey, Crystal ....

Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."

Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."

Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."
by Hevea brasiliensis January 15, 2011
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Cursed

If you don’t want to say bad words, you can use the word ‘cursed’ to replace all the curse words like shit.
What the cursed!

Do you have a long cursed?
Cursed you!
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
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zektupliatev curse

The Zektupliatev curse is one of the most cruel curses of them all. Once infected, you will see a cascading effect of doom. DOOM. There is no escape.
You have now been infected with the zektupliatev curse. I would not want to be you.
by Povvvv October 9, 2021
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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
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Smash online 2v2 curse

The Smash online 2v2 curse is when you play online and are forced to be in 2v2’s and get stuck with terrible teammates, also usually two tryhards are also put together as the enemy team, leading to you fending for yourself and loosing a ton of GSP.
That Smash online 2v2 curse is the worst. I’m trying to get into Elite Smash but I get put in 2v2’s and loose like 450,000 GSP.
by Iilw44 April 20, 2023
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The Sommelier’s Curse

The act of inhaling one’s own flatulence while it is still actively being expelled, creating a continuous and immersive olfactory experience. This occurs when the gaseous output is so potent and enduring that the individual remains fully enveloped in its aroma, analyzing its depth and complexity in real time—much like a wine sommelier assessing a fine vintage.

The Sommelier’s Curse is often unintentional, yet those who experience it are granted a fleeting moment of self-inflicted atmospheric dominance. Some regard it as a testament to their own biological prowess, while others are left questioning the internal fermentation process that led to such a robust and lingering bouquet.
As soon as Matt felt the first wave of warmth escape, he made the fatal mistake of shifting in his seat. Trapped in the epicenter of his own creation, he was forced to endure the Sommelier’s Curse in its purest form—a full-bodied, slow-releasing bouquet with hints of last night’s Taco Bell and despair.
by butterbeanthurtein March 6, 2025
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