cod timing

an excuse for someone who is ass at cod

Brendon gets shot
Brendon says, "It's fucking COD timing dude."
Kaden says, "COD Timing isn't real, you're just ass."

by yeatluvr2 May 31, 2023

on cod

A thrase/pun used by splatoon players to replace "on god"

Other splatoon-related puns include(to my knowledge):
Krill yourself
for eel!
cod fucking dammit
I swear to cod-

Less common:
the shell?
holy karb

Splatoon player 1: The body is dispensable the grind is not
Splatoon player 2: on cod!

by Dittoe November 5, 2023

cod muffin

When someone giving oral sex puts the whole penis and both testicles in their mouth.

Sarah was sucking Sam's penis when he thrust his balls into her mouth feeding her a cod muffin.

by Jimnado August 17, 2025

Cod Boomer

A person that’s constantly crying about how “bad” cod is now and whines over every little thing that’s added to the game. They worship the older games to point where they might as well stick a copy on a blowup.

Usually seen under Cods Instagram comments or Twitter.

Person: God! They’re ruining the entire franchise by adding in a Snoop Dogg skin! The old games were never like this

Person 2: stfu Cod Boomer

by Br13 July 27, 2023

cape cod male

A cape cod male is a new England red neck trump supporter. They're all anti sexism, homophobic and pretend Christians. They beleive in god but havent been to church since they left their mothers basement. They all own guns and like to hunt, even though they arent good at it. They are loud and usually have extremely bad grammar. Most are alcoholics and smokers that drive a pick up truck with confederate flags tied to it.

"I went down to Cape cod and all I could see were cape cod males!"
"I'm so sorry. Racist little shits!"

by Lunapatunia October 29, 2017

COD

Call of Duty

Ooooooooh folk! I want the new COD so bad!!

by MasterMan13535 May 26, 2019

COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.

Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…

by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024