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kissing beans

When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits
I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.
by Shashenanigans February 16, 2018
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Netflickin' the bean

Female masturbating to hot male actors while binge watching a Netflix series.
I think she only watches that show because she likes netflickin' the bean when actor X comes on.
by I just thought of it now April 21, 2020
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Killer Bean

An originally jelly bean, coffee bean created by the totally sane mind of Jeff Lew. Killer bean started out as a test film, then in 2009 Killer Bean forever was released as killer bean is sent on a mission which he is then betrayed by his employers. He has godly reaction times and is skilled with guns. He is also cocky
Yo Killer Bean killed that dude really easily
by Asshat 42736(liar November 6, 2020
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bean crusher

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.
Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.
by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013
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vanilla bean

the white kid that is still a mexican on the inside so you call him/her vanilla bean
by mexicansamuri December 27, 2011
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flung bean

Having launched a homogeneous puree of usually refried beans off a utensil using a flinging motion.
Adam: Dude what is on my sleeping bag?

Jess: Sorry, I just flung bean.
by smitty760 June 29, 2011
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Bean Holder

A vessel used to arrange beans at the height of one bean high, whilst also aligning them in the same direction to create optimum cooking conditions
Dale: Can I borrow your bean holder to cook my beans at an optimum rate?

Carl: No, have a goblin instead

Kishan: I used it yesterday and it was great but the goblin wasnt
by True_Tokah November 24, 2011
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