spank the monkey

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.

Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"

by xxdickyboyxx August 24, 2020

Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal

That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!

by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021

Spank The Monkey

To stroke a black mandingo

Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*

Ope: "... Come let's get a room "

by Bianca2019 April 05, 2019

barber spank

Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.

Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.

by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017

gang spank

When a bunch of your homies "spank" your ass with their penis's

" my cousin told me how he got gang spanked last night. He was so happy!"

by Saladtosser81 March 21, 2018

backward dong spank

When a man backs up to a female naked (butt to butt) and they both bend forward with legs slightly spread apart and he bends his penis until it slaps spanks her pussy repeatedly.

Was thinking about you and doing the backward dong spank.

by Trixie9 February 25, 2020

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

by Shh shh shh August 01, 2022