A hot piece of ass that anyone would be lucky to have, hes got such a good 9 pack of rolls, that im drooling because, Shrek, i wanna eat him hes so hot, love u Shrek 4eva whatrt a smexy onion
by huiqpuf August 25, 2020
Get the shrekmug. Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “
by bigwavesbigwavesss May 26, 2023
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is love Shrek is life Shrek is hope Shrek is mercy. Shrek is always with you. He is here he is now he is the past, present,and future.Hes with you through the tough times in life.Shrek will never leave you.Shrek blesses you,he changes you for the better.Shrek makes you happy,and makes you have meaning.He gives you a purpose,he inspires you.Shrek loves you and always will.Shrek helps you.Shrek is the best,Shrek....is everything
Shrek is love Shrek is life Shrek is hope Shrek is mercy. Shrek is always with you. He is here he is now he is the past, present,and future.Hes with you through the tough times in life.Shrek will never leave you.Shrek blesses you,he changes you for the better.Shrek makes you happy,and makes you have meaning.He gives you a purpose,he inspires you.Shrek loves you and always will.Shrek helps you.Shrek is the best,Shrek....is everything
by shrekfan July 15, 2022
Get the shrekmug. A mythical God and creature that has made many good things that our world stands on
if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion
see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing
if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion
see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing
by Jimmy neutron_64290 January 17, 2020
Get the Shrekmug.