SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca

I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk

by es numero caca J March 9, 2023

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Shitty Start, or getting off to a shitty start

Everyone expected the Olympian to dominate in this event, but they really shart that one.

by B&E9 August 8, 2024

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Rocket shart

That point at which your heading to bathroom and suddenly its lift off. Shit comes screaming out your butt like a 747 at lift off as you scramble to keep it under control.

Joberty was headed to bathroom and suddenly he rocket shart all over amena.

by tiggerzz July 21, 2017

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doo doo fart

i just sharted my self

by :3 that one May 22, 2022

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Sharting

When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.

Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?

by shitweasel June 11, 2020

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