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Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.
Christina just let out the biggest brown shark
by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019
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karma shark

A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.
That dude was such a sleazy karma shark for doing all those favors with strings attached!
by Major Madcat July 19, 2019
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sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.
I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.
by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018
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Shift Shark

A co-worker who continually tries to pick up shifts, even if the shift is not up for grabs.
"Man, I really need some money, but Charlie was so pushy about taking my shift at work I had to give it to him!"
"I know, he's such a shift shark."
by Urbandefiner2589 April 9, 2009
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The Shark Gods

Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful
The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean
by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020
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Shark eyes

When you are pushed too far and it, "flips a switch internally" and your eyes go "dark".
I didn't want any trouble and tried to de-escalate but they kept pushing and pushing and I could feel myself beginning to have shark eyes.
by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023
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Nicotine Shark

One who is constantly in search of a cigarette; an eRoe.
by Nic O. Tine December 24, 2008
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