Chop that seat

When you're hitting it from the back so hard it sounds like you're chopping wood.

Guy one: "Man what the fuck! Was some asshole chopping down a tree in our yard last night?"

Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."

by Mtb-homie March 16, 2017

The Obese Seat

You can't fit in it if you are obese.

Aretha Franklin cannot fit into the obese seat.

by The Purple Unicorn December 17, 2012

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Hot Seat

Somewhere that everyone has been before

Ged: “Yo Dan chill you’ve been in the hot seat before… Don’t make fun of pro surfer Morgan.”

by pipitup_ August 14, 2024

Back Seated

Back seated or Back Seating is Where a person or more continuously “Talk” and leaves one person without input to say anything.

It also can mean sitting in the back of a vehicle.

1. Random friend: so there was this fish
Me: yeah an-
Other Random friend:oh that's cool
Me: uh-
Random friend: yeah it was cool

Me: hehe y-
Other friend: so you gu-
Me: motherfucker let me talk you both are Back seating me.

2. me: hey dude let’s go on a road trip

Random friend: awesome i’m gonna Back Seated the entire way.

3. I don't know why I couldn't talk the entire time it's like they Back Seated me.

4.hold on guys I need in my car I think I left something in the Back Seating.

by EpRBS March 20, 2022

seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023