Salt Your Eggs

(V.) A crude and obscene pick-up line, probably used in a shady dive-bar, implies the act of copulation.

Hey Baby, "I'd like to salt your eggs." or "I bet that hos' had her eggs salted more than once."

by Mountainstyle February 27, 2009

salt water Mexican

A Salt Water Mexican is any of the native Pacific islanders, including Hawaiians,Phillipinos,Samoans,etc.

Yea, they call him "Eskimo", but he is a salt water Mexican, born in Hawaii.

by Jim Inman February 28, 2007

Dirty Salt Lick

The Dirty Salt Lick is when a male ejaculates and the cum drips down his scrotum and to his butt crack. At this point the opposite sexual partner will then lick the cum from the butt crack. (This will most likely have to have the male in an awkward position in order for the cum to drizzle to the anal region)

"Dude, Becca is a dirty girl."
"Why"
"She gave me a Dirty Salt Lick last night"
"What?! Becca...wow she is nasty..."

by Post the picture Becca January 28, 2015

Salt Shaker Pussy

This happens when a girl has a large amount of pubic hair that resembles a temperate rainforest along with an excess amount of crabs similar to the deadliest catch. She shakes them out over random foods such as fries or eggs with a salt shaker like effect. She can also sit on a margarita glass to salt the rim.

A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.

"Bro, that nasty ass whorebag salted my fries with her salt shaker pussy."

"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."

by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009

Salt Lake City

a city with lots of Mormons and gangsters and it seems like whoever I meet from here is on drugs.

word son, representin salt lake city to the fullest!

by BiO... March 16, 2009

Over-salt the soup

1. To take something too seriously.

2. Portraying an overly serious and austere reaction to a relatively insignificant event.

"Dude, that guy still hasn't given me back that pen!"
"It's not that big-a-deal, man. Don't over-salt the soup."

by My hovercraft is full of eels June 2, 2009

Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.

Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick

by Rick Bross January 27, 2009