by Papasmurf7 March 03, 2019
This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
by raptor13fox July 21, 2011
1. A rainbow-striped flying unicorn
2. An obnoxious person or persons
3. A word to say when something indescribable happens ie; a double rainbow.
2. An obnoxious person or persons
3. A word to say when something indescribable happens ie; a double rainbow.
1. Hey man have you seen my Shmigal-smurf fluffy anywhere?
2. Wow, look at those Shmigal-smurves they are annoying
3. You won a million dollars. SHMIGAL-SMURF!!!!!
2. Wow, look at those Shmigal-smurves they are annoying
3. You won a million dollars. SHMIGAL-SMURF!!!!!
by Beefcake McLovin April 03, 2011
by greencat420 July 10, 2011
Person 1:"I smurfed your mum last night after we had an argument"
Person 2: " I didn't know you liked smurfing!"
Person 2: " I didn't know you liked smurfing!"
by DaddySmurf69 November 23, 2021
When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat
by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025
“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.
“Dude she was so bad”
“I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight”
“Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
“I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight”
“Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
by Retardbeater8008 October 25, 2024