A seaming nonce is a right fat fucker, don’t trust them, they’ll steal all ur canteen money with one waffled
by Brendon.is.queen December 10, 2021

Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'
"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."
by Juzst November 8, 2020

It means nonce, but without using the letter E, either for comedic effect or to refrain from saying the full word.
May also be used to describe someone that is not a full nonce, but is close.
May also be used to describe someone that is not a full nonce, but is close.
by Wiillou September 28, 2022
