lazy nipples

Nipples that are usually inverted or dont stick out. Also nipples that take forever to get hard and dont stay stimulated.

That hoe was lame as fuck she had some lazy nipples.

by nuts4every1 August 12, 2011

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Moscow Nipple

Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.

"Turn that air-con down before I catch Moscow Nipple."

by Mobiug May 18, 2010

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Woolly Nipple

The act of using one's hairy ass-crack to pinch another's nipple.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.

Dude1: Man, that was disgusting, I didn't need to walk in on you giving him a Woolly Nipple.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.

by DJ Munkyballz July 14, 2011

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Warrior nipples

When an attractive man has massive nipples.

Yeah JJ is good looking and has a great bone structure, but have you seen his warrior nipples?

by Ladyackles June 27, 2018

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jimmydean nipple

This is for an assholeish fat guy in everyone's school.Their nipples are so big,they look like slabs of Jimmy Dean sausage on their tits.

Corey,let me touch your Jimmy Dean sausage nipples

by nathan seifridsberger, matt palmer,nick monticup November 10, 2004

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Is one of the phrases of randomness. Whereby a nipple is the object/part in question that is being scrutinised and made a joke of.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.

"Hey dude how's it going?"
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*

by Doctor McLoving July 17, 2010

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