sperm jockey

some one who buys,collects,hordes,etc sperm,someone can really be a jockey for anything

sean watson and mike hagen were makin fun of that sperm jockey chode face carter adams

that kid carter adams is sucha sperm jockey

by Mike-and-Sean124321234 December 12, 2011

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Abortion Jockey

The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.

Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.

Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!

by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025

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Chicken Jockey

Stupid things that people get hyped and cry vigorously in the theater when they Chicken Jockey in the movie Minecraft Movie. And some crazy teenagers throw their popcorn when it appears on the screen. It's pretty messed up.

Screen: "Chicken Jockey on the box arena"
Audience: Chicken Jockey!!!!! YAAAAA!!!!
Cleaners(later on): Dude, I genuinely wanna quit my job right the flip now! Popcorn's everywhere!!!

by catty box April 22, 2025

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Giraffee Jockey

1. A person of negro decent. Much like that of the fabled Camel Jockey, but literally like a nigga straight out of Africa.

Hey have you seen the new foreign exchange student FOB from Niger?

Yeah i talked to him for a bit, that nigga's a straight Giraffee Jockey!

by Grimmjow Kurosaki November 3, 2010

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Chicken Jockey

An annoying trend when people watch the Minecraft Movie. It occurs when Jack Black’s character Steve shouts Chicken Jockey.

People in the audience sometimes jump onto each others shoulders and scream Chicken Jockey.

Steve: Chicken Jockey
People in audience: Chicken Jockey!!! *jumps onto friends shoulders
Cinema worker: I don’t get paid enough for this

by Darthinian April 22, 2025

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