Pufferfish hands

Easy way of saying raynauds syndrome
Mum! My pufferfish hands are acting up! Give me the gloves
by Pufferfish hand expert February 20, 2021
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Hand Herpes

Masturbating or fingering somebody who has herpes
Hand herpes is usually found from hookers or skanks
by Playah8ers November 27, 2009
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Barbie Hand

A stiff hand that a girl does when taking a photo that resembles the hand of a Barbie doll.
Yo, come look at this Instagram photo, this chick has a fucking Barbie hand.
by Jarosz November 12, 2015
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sweet hand

A Trini (Trinidad & Tobago, W.I.) colloquialism meaning that someone is a great cook; someone who is talented in the kitchen; someone who makes really tasty food. Like someone who's talented at growing plants is said to have a 'green thumb,' a Trini who cooks really well is said to have a 'sweet hand.'
"Justin Silva? Dat man have a sweet hand! He made a 3-course seafood dinner for his girl's birthday!"
by c5ive December 14, 2011
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hand busy

Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.
"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"
by CL69 May 15, 2008
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stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.
1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
by The eradicator June 17, 2007
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Hand Spammer

A word I made up which means;
As a Noun: one who is known for jerking off.

As a verb: jerking off
Example (as a verb): Jerry got on xvideos after he got home and he started hand spamming.

Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.
by baleful_phoenix August 26, 2018
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