blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet

Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli

by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022

Elie sassine

Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

Elie sassine: Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

by Fansssss January 22, 2021

Eli

Eli is a tall sexy man that needs to finger me an let me suck his dick he’s so fucking fine an suck the cum out of his PP

Eli is so hot

by BIGGGG PP July 16, 2021

Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.

A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.

by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 6, 2024

Eli

Noun,
A guy that has a very large penis, usually around 12 inches.

Rob: You know that Eli guy?
Rafiki: Yeah the one who has a 12 inch cock?

by erob0411 March 10, 2021

Eli

Eli is so good at sucking.
HE IS A BIG SLIMY PICKEL

ELI IS CUTE

by anonymous May 13, 2022

ely

ely: (verb) to pull an ely is when you give someone false hope and say you love them when you dont.

ely: (adjective) a really dick like person

What a disappointment and a let down, You just pulled a ely.

by PixleatorGames May 3, 2018