Deadbeat Dad

A fucking wanker who doesnt give a shit about the kids he never wanted in the first place.

My dad is a deadbeat dad! I havent seen him for years and he never sends money because he is a cunt!

by BOROKING June 21, 2016

dad dukes

Another word for dad

Mann...dad dukes trippin bout letting me get da car tonight.

"Ah Bra, how we gettin to da strip club?" "Dad dukes gone take us bra."

by Brianna M. Hill May 6, 2008

stage dad

A father who attempts to gain attention for himself, through their own child's celebrity or fame.

Thora Birch's dad, former porn star and stage dad Jack Birch, made headlines today.

by jusserchn December 29, 2011

Cat Dad

A man with at least one cat

"My cat ate my White Castle and I didn't do anything about it. Am I a bad cat dad?"

by leo3375 March 25, 2010

deadbeat dad

An idiot who knocked up his woman, married her, got caught fucking his secretary, got bitchslapped with divorce papers, and refuses to pay up child support because the woman won't let him see the kids.

This is why condoms were invented, people. Use them.

by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

Deadbeat Dad

"A Deadbeat works all day to stay away and keeps his money to himself and decides what he is going to pay and when. He wanted to get married, he wanted to have children, then he walked away when he has it all. He no longer cares if the Mother and Child waits daily or nightly for him. He no longer cares if they are broken. He thinks of himself as a good man and is built up by his friends; but once you get to know him you see he is the worst type of man."

He chose to walk away, but still wanted to act as a parent. He's actually nothing more then a deadbeat dad.

by TruthTellsAll November 20, 2015

dad voice

When the kids don't listen to a word Mom is saying and then dad steps in by dropping his voice and octave and then tells the kids what to do and without as much as a moments hesitation they do the exact thing Mom as been asking them to do for the last hour!

N/A dad voice

by Scoprio May 7, 2018