Man: I took a piss and it burned like hell I definitely have chlamydia.
Doctor: Well actually you have both gonorrhea and chlamydia. People call it super clap.
Doctor: Well actually you have both gonorrhea and chlamydia. People call it super clap.
by Offendour April 30, 2022

When your fucking a girl and you turn into chris brown and smack the shit out of her then fuck her sleeping bkdy
by Ok what hell nah February 25, 2021

by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020

A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW
Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch
by BIG T 49 June 9, 2017

by LilNickker May 16, 2017

When you are sitting in a chair for extended periods of time and consistently are shitting your pants leading to a large pile of shit in your pants.
Reese was sitting his chair playing Fortnite all day and never got up to take a shit. By the end of the day he had a Stack of the Claps left in this pants.
by BigfootConnor April 4, 2020

two very hard claps given to a deserving person, often beginning with the phrase "put your walls on the ground" and ending with confusion
by hahahmj November 17, 2010
