The Northernmost part of California. Where it's always raining, there are trees everywhere, it's usually cold, people don't like say like like like a million like times like, we don't all surf, we're either rude and introverted, rude and extroverted, or VERY FEW of us are nice and ambiverted. YES. IT EXISTS!! And it isn't just San Fransisco.
Person1: I'm from California!
Person2: Hm, so you must be really good at surfing.
Person1: No. I don't surf.
Person2: You don't even have blonde hair!
Person1: I'M FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.
Person2: Hm, so you must be really good at surfing.
Person1: No. I don't surf.
Person2: You don't even have blonde hair!
Person1: I'M FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.
by NorthernCalifornian101 September 2, 2020
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Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90
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I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.
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Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"
Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
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Jacob: “Hey Lily are you ready to watch John do a california steamer ??”
John: “It’s gonna be wild”
Lily: “Hell yeah I’m ready”
John: “It’s gonna be wild”
Lily: “Hell yeah I’m ready”
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