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Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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jewish blumpkin

A jewish person giving a male head while he's taking a shit
Ariel, my friend wants a jewish blumpkin!
by 870 boys November 21, 2013
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Jewish gnome

Gnomes that got gassed in 1940's
If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023
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Somali and Indian and Jewish

The worst possible ethnicity combo, you have the 3 ugliest ethnicities of all, and if you have kids with anyone, your kids gene pool is fucked, and will come out of the womb short ash, with a big ass forehead, and you might as well do an abortion.
That kid is Somali and Indian and Jewish, bro has to wear a Jew hat, is a stinky scammer and is a Somali with a massive forehead all at once
by MoBambaspoop December 15, 2024
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Jewish Neck Tie

When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised
Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie
by Mort Goldman August 25, 2022
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jewish rizz

a jewish girl you wanna rizz up but its a hard thing to do
"You must be the Tower of Babel because you make me unable to communicate effectively" this is jewish rizz
by unknownmf.uwwr March 29, 2023
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Jewish Carpenter

Smatha
by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022
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