by savannahdanniel December 9, 2008
Get the Tard strongmug. Someone who seems to be relatively unintelligent (low GPA), but does above average on the STAR (Standardized Testing And Reporting) tests every year in the spring.
Person 1: Did Chris show you his STAR scores?
Person 2: Yea... I don't understand how he gets such bad grades but totally owns those tests...
Chris: It's because I'm a STAR-tard..
Person 2: Yea... I don't understand how he gets such bad grades but totally owns those tests...
Chris: It's because I'm a STAR-tard..
by Chrizzizzipppi April 24, 2008
Get the STAR-tardmug. A truly low chakra individual. One who is animal like. Ape tards are all about sex and violence. They have no manners.
"I don't know how these bartenders are putting up with all these ape tards. "
"Ape tards are rude and they do not tip."
"Ape tards are rude and they do not tip."
by jimmycakes May 21, 2016
Get the ape tardmug. when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.
Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break
by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010
Get the card tardmug. the act of spotting tards in there natural environment and taking pictures. then uploading them and sharing them on social networks.
taking a picture of a "tard" as they walk into a wall. similar to epic fails."you upload a pic of some tard that crashed a car where a road splits left or right, you tag it tard spotting"
by SxMxKillSwitch July 15, 2011
Get the tard spottingmug. When people are so stupid they might as well be dead. They usaully have the IQ of a dead cat, they look like a deformed dog, and they cant be trusted!
by SlimTyler May 7, 2010
Get the Dead-Tardedmug. by Kimberly Balevre April 23, 2008
Get the Finger Tardedmug.