Tanner

a beautiful woman who kicks ass and loves twisted humor; A funky dance party.

Tanner is the awesome one.
Often confused with a stalker but is definetly not.

by no name-chan March 1, 2009

Tender Squirrel

One fine, high quality vagina

I gotta get me some tender squirrel

by UNl2ated April 17, 2011

Tanner

The type of guy to fuck his sister and then have her cheat on him with his dad.
Also gets railed by his uncle all day while he cries about his sister.

Person 1:You see Tanner yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah I talked to him he was going to go fuck his sister!

Person 1:Name suits him well.

Person 2:Yup.

by Potty pity March 11, 2018

coke tender

a servant of the rich whose sole responsibility is to prepare powdery substances for consumption.

see puff daddy

damn man, if i had that job i'd be makin' as much as puff daddy's coke tender!

by Hursh Burson October 7, 2003

Tanner

Queer; gay; homosexual

That guy over there is so tanner

by The _king March 15, 2015

Tender Mercies

A sex position also known as the "Rocking Horse" in the Kama Sutra, in the Tender Mercies sex position he sits cross-legged and leans back supporting himself with both arms behind him. She kneels over his lap hugging him with her thighs and lowers herself down. She can then determine the speed and depth of penetration.

Joe leaned back as Sara straddled him in Tender Mercies.

by piorubio January 19, 2013

[tanner]

swolen pussy for example trueman

omfg get a life u tanner

by aspin junk December 16, 2008