slippery busted table leg

When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.

After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.

Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.

by Wes & Rob December 14, 2008

knockin' over tables

The act of hitting on women while intoxicated.

Sometimes, when drunkenly talking to a woman and resting your arm on her table, the table will get knocked over.

Man, G had hella son action before he went to talk to that chick. Look at him over there, knockin' over tables.

by L January 16, 2005

Tablet

Synonym for ecstasy.

Me and my home boys are gonna go clubbing tonight and take some tablets

by McTabs December 11, 2010

Taber

a laffable gurl who has a sexy booty. flirtatious as she is, she will get shy around hot guys.

Bob: damn! look at that hot girl! she's laffin her ass off!

Dylan: dude... you're right! She must be a taber...

by laxgurl123 March 28, 2009

Coffee Table

A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on

Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!

by Epic Failure June 26, 2008

End Table Ass

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008

under the table

equivalent of lowkey

this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.:

by deanaEATSCAKE!lawl July 3, 2009