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Steven: "What should I search on Urban Dictionary"
Victoria: "Stevens dick"
by some 7th grader March 01, 2017
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steven sanchez

The most genuinely handsomest guy a girl can ever meet. Steven Sanchez is sexy, gorgeous and perfect in every way. If you ever meet a Steven Sanchez, keep him or you'll regret it!
There goes that Steven Sanchez, ain't he a catch!
by Fairy Tale September 06, 2017
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Dry Steven

A guy who can't 'get it up.' Or goes limp during the act.
"That Dry Steven is going to have to get some viagra."
by Fabian_6969 April 18, 2007
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Landan Stevens

Someone who believes with all their heart that he's truly better than everyone at anything he does. The Truth is he sucks at absolutely everything he does.

Someone Who is classified as a Landan Stevens is someone that only runs baseline in any NBA 2k game, but since iso moves were created he found a new way to cheese.

J Ribs is the preferred Dick eat topic for a Landan. They claim J Ribs is their inspiration for competitive gaming and they believe they have the nastiest movement.

a Landan Stevens is someone who talks like they have a crazy cross in real life but when trying to cross has a very high tendency to dribble of their knee. But even when the conditions are perfect and they complete the cross it's so ugly that an eight year old would laugh.

Landan Steven's are people that wonder into groups but nobody in any group wants him.
1.You suck kid how could you possibly believe your good, you're just a Landan Stevens

2. Yo stop this Landan Steven's trash and do something besides run baseline and spam iso moves

3."Oh my, J ribs just gave the hardest rowdy strafe"

"Wow kid stop Landan Stevening"

4. Lol kid that was a Landan Stevens cross

5.Yo stop pulling a Landan Stevens and and leave us alone
by Cody Peet October 08, 2012
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Steven small

A retarded little person who likes his own mom. Also, a weak slow fatass person who likes to steal from the local McDonalds.
Steven small you are so stupid why do you think you could rob McDonald's.
by cyborg2.o October 30, 2018
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cold steven

Jesus I'm gonna need a re-heater Peter after this cold steven.
by freezin stevin February 07, 2010
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Even Steven

A sociological phenomenon in which your neighbor, acquaintance, relative, or significant other makes it a special point to ensure that you are responsible for your share of bullshit, labor, or other unnecessary hindrance.
Sue is such an Even Steven. After she cleaned up the dog shit on the carpet, she refused to do laundry until I walked the dog."
by octoberfest86 December 18, 2019
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