by silverton November 15, 2007
A black squirrel. Generally larger than your average red squirrel. They look at you with their mean little beady eyes and laugh at your dogs as they tease them.
It's a dog's personal life goal to catch one of these mangly little beasts.
It's a dog's personal life goal to catch one of these mangly little beasts.
John: Was that a dog that just bounded across the street?
Petunia: No man, that was a gangster squirrel.
John: Way cool dude.
My dog was rolling around contentedly in some dead fish, when he spotted a gangster squirrel making it's way up a tree. He ran towards it, barking maliciously. The g-squirrel laughed and continued up.
Petunia: No man, that was a gangster squirrel.
John: Way cool dude.
My dog was rolling around contentedly in some dead fish, when he spotted a gangster squirrel making it's way up a tree. He ran towards it, barking maliciously. The g-squirrel laughed and continued up.
by theotherwhitemeat August 04, 2009
Slut
-Squirrels get fat when they eat too many nuts, therefore, they are sluts.
-Sluts, like fat squirrels love nuts
-Squirrels get fat when they eat too many nuts, therefore, they are sluts.
-Sluts, like fat squirrels love nuts
by tubicen94 October 08, 2012
A penis trick where the erect penis is tucked firmly between the legs far back into the ass-crack in a spring loaded position. The legs are then opened with a flourish and depending on the turgidity of the member, a satisfying slap is heard against the belly.
by Sansastic May 11, 2010
When a woman takes both of a man's testicles into her mouth and fills her opposing cheeks with each of them. As a squirrel would do.
by The Loneliest Nacho November 18, 2007
A game that involves 3 or more people a group of friends run around like idiots and try and tag a squirrel. Very simple rules:
1: The squirrel must be alive
2: Must be out in public
3: If whoever wins, is diagnosed with rabies withen 2 weeks after the game, the game continues
1: The squirrel must be alive
2: Must be out in public
3: If whoever wins, is diagnosed with rabies withen 2 weeks after the game, the game continues
Doctor: Im sorry, but you seem to have caught rabies. Thats why squirrel tag is bad
Person: What?! Rabies?! GAME ON! ::runs outside without pants or shoes chasing squirrels::
Person: What?! Rabies?! GAME ON! ::runs outside without pants or shoes chasing squirrels::
by Vulg4r November 10, 2006
by Skott December 13, 2004