by silverton December 11, 2007
Get the squirrel tapped mug.A black squirrel. Generally larger than your average red squirrel. They look at you with their mean little beady eyes and laugh at your dogs as they tease them.
It's a dog's personal life goal to catch one of these mangly little beasts.
It's a dog's personal life goal to catch one of these mangly little beasts.
John: Was that a dog that just bounded across the street?
Petunia: No man, that was a gangster squirrel.
John: Way cool dude.
My dog was rolling around contentedly in some dead fish, when he spotted a gangster squirrel making it's way up a tree. He ran towards it, barking maliciously. The g-squirrel laughed and continued up.
Petunia: No man, that was a gangster squirrel.
John: Way cool dude.
My dog was rolling around contentedly in some dead fish, when he spotted a gangster squirrel making it's way up a tree. He ran towards it, barking maliciously. The g-squirrel laughed and continued up.
by theotherwhitemeat August 5, 2009
Get the Gangster Squirrel mug.Slut
-Squirrels get fat when they eat too many nuts, therefore, they are sluts.
-Sluts, like fat squirrels love nuts
-Squirrels get fat when they eat too many nuts, therefore, they are sluts.
-Sluts, like fat squirrels love nuts
by tubicen94 October 8, 2012
Get the Fat Squirrel mug.A penis trick where the erect penis is tucked firmly between the legs far back into the ass-crack in a spring loaded position. The legs are then opened with a flourish and depending on the turgidity of the member, a satisfying slap is heard against the belly.
by Sansastic May 11, 2010
Get the flying squirrel mug.When a woman takes both of a man's testicles into her mouth and fills her opposing cheeks with each of them. As a squirrel would do.
by The Loneliest Nacho December 18, 2007
Get the Greedy Squirrel mug.A game that involves 3 or more people a group of friends run around like idiots and try and tag a squirrel. Very simple rules:
1: The squirrel must be alive
2: Must be out in public
3: If whoever wins, is diagnosed with rabies withen 2 weeks after the game, the game continues
1: The squirrel must be alive
2: Must be out in public
3: If whoever wins, is diagnosed with rabies withen 2 weeks after the game, the game continues
Doctor: Im sorry, but you seem to have caught rabies. Thats why squirrel tag is bad
Person: What?! Rabies?! GAME ON! ::runs outside without pants or shoes chasing squirrels::
Person: What?! Rabies?! GAME ON! ::runs outside without pants or shoes chasing squirrels::
by Vulg4r November 10, 2006
Get the squirrel tag mug.Sex position in which the female is sprawled on the bed, face up. The man stands up on the bed and proceeds to wrestling jump on her, aiming for the vagina.
I totally flying squirreled this bitch last night. I missed the first 26 times, but it was totally worth it.
by grass itch November 13, 2014
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