It's when a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. There may or may not be a costume involved.
AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
"Technically he does a cry baby squat cobbler, which means there's tears, which makes it more specialized. "- Jimmy McGill
by starman65 August 17, 2016
Get the Squat Cobblermug. A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.
by Terry needs a job May 4, 2014
Get the Squat Poopermug. Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.
Not a porn.
May require a costume and/or crying.
Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.
Not a porn.
May require a costume and/or crying.
Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.
by Metroslo August 29, 2016
Get the Squat cobblermug. When your at the beach with a large group of people and you try to show off your amazing squats and get sand all over your booty, and the sand doesnt come off for 2 weeks so your booty is all sandy and itchy. When it happens everyone makes fun of you for being stupid and pulling a squat sand
by booty-booty January 29, 2018
Get the Squat sandmug. When someone moves into your emotional space like it’s rent-free real estate, dumps all their unresolved childhood trauma in your living room, pisses on your peace, and calls it “being vulnerable.”
They expect full-time emotional labor, sympathy on demand, and spiritual room service — while giving absolutely nothing back.
You’re not a therapist, not their mom, not a fucking Airbnb for broken people. But somehow you ended up hosting their mental meltdown with a smile.
They expect full-time emotional labor, sympathy on demand, and spiritual room service — while giving absolutely nothing back.
You’re not a therapist, not their mom, not a fucking Airbnb for broken people. But somehow you ended up hosting their mental meltdown with a smile.
Every time Jenna breaks up with Kyle, she calls me crying at 2 a.m. like I’m her therapist. Bro, that’s emotional squatting.
by Timur Z April 4, 2025
Get the emotional squattingmug. by slippinjimmy September 1, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.
by Kolchak Jones March 8, 2017
Get the squat diddlymug.