by Jilljulmom March 1, 2019

She reached into the oven to grab a pan and forgot the oven mitt, she screamed “ son of a biscuit maker ”.
You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.
“Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.
You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.
“Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.
by Annasillyandsweet November 2, 2020

Literally worse after "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian".
+10 self-esteem fucking obliterated
the government will try and test on your power, and a 65% chance the underworld will bow before you
+10 self-esteem fucking obliterated
the government will try and test on your power, and a 65% chance the underworld will bow before you
Jerry: ur mom gay
Horatio: ur dad lesbian
Bartholomew: ur son trans
The playground explodes, capitalism topples, Rosie O'Donnell gets a boyfriend , the CIA, MI6, NSA and the FBI show up at the same time. In the distance, explosions.
Horatio: ur dad lesbian
Bartholomew: ur son trans
The playground explodes, capitalism topples, Rosie O'Donnell gets a boyfriend , the CIA, MI6, NSA and the FBI show up at the same time. In the distance, explosions.
by BeeFucker69 March 10, 2018

A guy named Farid, the son of the Creator himself. Farid gets all the Pokémon he wants by saying in server chat 'hear me Father, you know two is better than one, give me two Golden Ho-ohs' then the Creator hears him and provides Farid with 3 golden ho-ohs, with a bonus of Hoopa-Unbounds and Arceus-Fire. Farid is a resting machine who slacked off in March 2021 and lost the chance to get Shiny Riolu in contest. Farid, please share some luck to the clan.
by yakult yogurt April 17, 2021

by Lumpytaters May 25, 2022

The moment your father realizes you suck at sports, and probably will tell you later go get some pussy, be a man.
Matthew!
WHaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTEEE?????
sit it out son
*sitsdown*
-_-
*2hourslaterathome*
Go get some pussy, your dicks gonna grow, I'll test you on the field in 3 days.
WHaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTEEE?????
sit it out son
*sitsdown*
-_-
*2hourslaterathome*
Go get some pussy, your dicks gonna grow, I'll test you on the field in 3 days.
by Stronghandles June 1, 2017

by Doctor Rdot January 28, 2023
