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British Soccer Boys

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They run the entirety of Twitter.
"Those British Soccer Boys run twitter Dave be careful"
by EliteMentality June 16, 2018
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soccer-mom hole

The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.
"Bro, I took the biggest poop yesterday. It's been 16 hours and I still got the soccer-mom hole."
by PunkAaron January 19, 2014
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Soccer Girl

Person 1: Is she a soccer girl.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Man she probably sleeps around.
by Lizzo-123 May 24, 2020
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1. The act of trapping the ball using one's crotch.
2. The act of stopping a shot on goal/Penalty Kick during a game using only the Testicles/Crotch Area.
3. Stopping a pass from reaching completion using the crotch.
John was Sprinting towards goal, only one defender left, the Keeper had spontaneously combusted, when George moved in front of his shot at the last second with an amazing Cockblock (Soccer Definition).
by Georgie51893 November 4, 2008
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Tear Gas Soccer

when the police chuck the tear gas and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and then the police shoot them.
Yo lets play some tear gas soccer
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soccer world cup

she best sport event in the world
hay fag nba is cot hafe a good as soccer
by your mama March 17, 2003
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