Skeeter beatin

A method in GTAW welding when you have no gap and you need a full penetration weld and you move your rig hand's elbow back and fourth like your swatting Mosquitos

That root gap was so tight on that fit I had to do some skeeter beatin on over half the weld.

by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

Skeeter Fairy

She cums when you're asleep and so do you....the girl that causes wet dreams...

Synonyms: cum guzzler, sperm dumpster, your mom, Kylie Jenner, Kim kardashian

Antonyms: fuck boy, Susan Boyle, Hilary Clinton, Your own mom, Bruce Jenner

Related words: skeet, skeeter, cum dumpster, dream girl, fairy

Misspellings: sketer fairy, skeet fairy, skeeter face, skeeter fair, skeet fair

Cole was visited by the skeeter fairy last night.

Tommy was such a skeeter fairy.

by Mlyost May 2, 2015

Skeeter Dick

1. A penis so small it's unrecognizable as a human appendage.

2. A nonsensical word used to distract someone.

1. "It doesn't even look like Bruce has a penis. It's because he has a skeeter dick."
2. Mom: "Did you do your homework?"
Kid: "Skeeter dick"
Mom: "What?"

by MrMelvinheimer October 29, 2015

Skeet

To ferociously masterbate.

Lil wayne: "skeet, skeet, skeet, water gun. Like a pistol.

by Slixxlr December 26, 2015

skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work

Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks

by mr dangling July 21, 2016

skeet sling

When you have some jizz on your hand and you flick or sling it off

Bae: Shit I have some cum on my hand babe

Brah: Hit the ole skeet sling

Bae: yeet

by Jimmy Orangeblossom July 15, 2016

Skeet Slap

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.

Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.

by Infant Boner July 5, 2016