Doing lines of cocaine off of a black hookers belly. The contrast of black and white makes you sure that you snort every granule of cocaine.
I went Whore skiing off my grandma’s belly. It didn’t take long for me to get kicked out of her funeral.
by anonymous March 26, 2022
Get the whore skiingmug. by ColderVisionz January 27, 2021
Get the Skimug. by Cole ski February 1, 2021
Get the cole skimug. A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.
by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009
Get the sofa skimug. Ski, refers to cocaine. Originally came from the fact that sniffing loud enough produces a sound akin to skis scraping the snow/ice.
by AO151 March 5, 2019
Get the Skimug. by Mexhellee December 26, 2020
Get the Skiingmug. When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.
Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
Get the Saharan Skiing Accidentmug.