uncle skeet

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole

"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"

by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018

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doodoo skeet

The process of jerking off after or during a shit. A doodoo skeet only happens once you nut and finish the shit, but you must finish the shit first or else it won’t be a doodoo skeet.

Person 1: hey man where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours.
Person 2: sorry bro I just have to finish this doodoo skeet!
Person 1: oh sorry my bad man carry on, I know how important your doodoo skeets are.

by RonaBona April 25, 2022

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Aimware > Skeet

When an enraged aimware user shits about skeet being worse, because of him losing against it.

xaNe: BRO U BETTER BUY AIMWARE!
*gets tapped by skeet next round*
xaNe: NICE SERVER SIDE BRO FUCK OFF NIGGA I FUCK UR MOM 24/7 CUZ AIMWARE > SKEET.

by sovietguy November 24, 2017

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Skeeter skeet

Hillbilly definition of wreckless driving

Person1: what are we going to do?
Person2: were bout to skeeter skeet outta here

by imredneckdealwithit April 1, 2017

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Skeet Roulette

When a guy has sex with many females in a short period of time and skeets in them all and hopes none get pregnant.

Bob: I heard you be on the streets playing skeet roulette with these hoes.
Dave: Yeah, and I've been winning. None of them are pregnant yet.

by Abyssal Seraph August 26, 2013

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Skreet Skeeting

The act of boiling flavored condoms releasing the aromatics, which contain alcohol then drinking the liquid, which can get you high for as long as 10 to 12 hours.

The students have been out skreet skeeting on the weekends after running out of all other options, and hope.

by Mookscast July 28, 2022

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