this girl is trouble!! she likes to role play lacrosse in bed and whenever she screamed “got ball” she proceeds to eat her man’s balls, leaving him dead on the floor….
by POOOSEYYYYYYYYYY2773737 March 21, 2024
Get the skibity simonemug. by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018
Get the Simon-level playermug. Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.
by jgus715 May 22, 2018
Get the Simonizedmug. 
Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.
Side note: will never win at Superfight
Side note: will never win at Superfight
by Buddybeth January 17, 2017
Get the simon tingeymug. A gay little dude who just wants to have some fun alongside his friends. He has an extremely contagious laugh and can be very energetic, boosting the mood wherever he goes, but when the time calls for it he can also be the sweetest and most comforting person you know. His hugs and cuddles are to die for, and you'll often find yourself missing him whenever he isn't around. His presence alone is enough to make you smile, and he's always there to support you no matter the situation. Anyone who doesn't have a Simon in their lives is missing out big time, and those who do should feel lucky that they have such an amazing friend they know they can go to any time.
by Dimoo February 19, 2022
Get the Simonmug.